For those heading to Thailand, I always recommend eating local. That is, to avoid eating in restaurants – fancy or not – and try grabbing Pad Thai, for example, from some Thai karinderya or those street vendors in Silom or Chatuchak or wherever. Tourist-centric venues tend to dilute their flavors to accommodate non-Thai taste buds. But Thai cuisine is very distinct, and toning down these flavors remove their being Thai food in the first place.

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This diluting of flavors is what’s common when you find Thai restaurants in many parts of the Philippines. And so the discovery of Kamala Café in Tanay in the province of Rizal was… admittedly, a pleasant surprise.

Una, going to the place is challenging for those who do not have private vehicle/s. It isn’t exactly near Metro Manila, and public transportation is hard to come by there.

Ikalawa, make use of the guides in front of the venue. This is essential because this is in some compound, and you may find yourself in the neighboring seafood restaurant instead. This is also important because the narrow path leading to the restaurant can get slippery when wet. You’d need someone to tell you to go slow, go slow…

Ikatlo, the restaurant itself is… modern rustic. You get open-air seating with not-bad views of the largely untouched mountain ranges. But be warned that the place can get cold, and – when raining – water just pours in.

Ika-apat, the people working there were better-than-okay naman, not just knowledgeable about the restaurant and its offerings, but provided requested services (e.g. move the food to another table for the shoots).

Ikalima, how was the food?

• The Som Tam (₱235) was, actually, Thai-tasting: fresh veggies used, better-than-okay dressing, and so on. If there’s an issue – a very tiny one – it’s the puwede pa to add more oomph by adding more palm sugar and fish sauce. But, yeah, we’d take this over all the papaya salads we’ve so far tried…
• The Pad Thai (₱325) was a win for me. It’s hard to find one that tastes like those offered in the streets of, say, Bangkok, and this one’s almost there.
• The not-skinny slices of Satay Chicken (₱365) were properly cooked naman, so that’s good. An issue, for Arthur, is that this is “nothing special”. BBQ chicken lang siya.
• Tom Yum (₱475) was – indeed – spicy and tangy, but it was also runny.
• The drinks were the disappointment – e.g. selling for ₱185, the Hot Koko tasted like Ovaltine lang.

Tanay isn’t exactly easily accessible to all, so if you decide to eat at Kamala Café at all, you have to be willing to allocate time, money, et cetera, which everyone is not willing to do. But yeah… this one’s a better-than-okay choice, indeed, for a Thai restaurant. So check out if able to.

But off we go to search for more lafangan venues…

Kamala Café is located at KM54 Marilaque Highway, Brgy. Cuyambay, Marikina-Infanta Highway, Tanay, Rizal.

Not all provinces in the Philippines have memorable local cuisines. Some that stand out are Kapampangan, Cebuano, and… yep, Bicolano. We all know, for instance, that gata or coconut milk is widely used in usually-spicy Bicolano food. That’s because many of us have tasted at least some of their offerings, no matter where we may be in the country.

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And so – while in Legazpi City – we headed to Small Talk Café, this known restaurant offering supposedly authentic and deconstructed delicacies from the Bicol region.

How was Small Talk Café naman?

Una, the restaurant is easy to find. It helps that people know of it, so you can take public transport and – yep – you will be taken there.

Ikalawa, the actual restaurant is… antiquated. It actually looks like someone’s provincial house that’s been converted into a dining place, so don’t expect much design-wise. But at least you get ample seating in a not-that-tight space.

Ikatlo, most of the people working there are women who know the venue’s offerings. There are some half-truths given (e.g. their version of the sili ice cream not properly explained), but overall, they were helpful naman.

Ika-apat, how was the food?

• The Pinangat/Laing (₱110) was properly cooked, with melt-in-your mouth taro leaves blending well with the coconut milk.
• The Pasta Mayon (₱275) reminded me of spicy pansit in some Chinese restaurant. Not to everyone’s liking, but, even if sauce-less, it was okay naman for me.
• The Kandingga or Albay Bopis (₱225) was good naman, but not extraordinary. If you order bopis in some karinderya in Mandaluyong or in Kidapawan or in Vigan, the taste would still be the same.
• The same can be said about the Sinigang (₱365), which was almost tasteless.
• The chicken offerings were sorta dry, including the fried chicken (₱200 per piece, or ₱630 per medium serving), and the Adobong Manok sa Gata (₱320). Truth: these weren’t bad naman, but what I remember ay ang dryness of the chicken.
• Must try for me ay ang Mayon Stuffed Pizza (₱500), which is, basically, calzone with spicy meat filling. If you’re not into spicy food, ignore those sili on top of the pizza; they’re there only as decoration. Filled with cheesy meat, this is very tasty, with the spice level making you want to eat more. This is, definitely, way, way better than the Bicolano (₱475) pizza that, really, is just laing on dough.
• For dessert, their version of the “sili ice cream” is… deceptive. Red Hot Lava (₱380) is, basically, scoops of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream topped with pili nuts and slivers of sili. You can make this at home, truth be told.

If you want to eat local in Legazpi City, try looking for some karinderya… or try the likes of Small Talk Café. You may have issues – as I did – with some of what’s there, but it does give you a sense of Bicolano food. No hotel food, I say.

But off we go in search of more lafangan venues…

Small Talk Café is located at 51 Dona Aurora St., Legazpi City. For more information, call 0917 624 9279 or email smoltok_cafe@yahoo.com.

Salamat sa Department of Tourism (DOT) under Bongbong Marcos and the tourism industry is naghihingalo. That’s what happens when we see more the photographically-documented DOT secretary… instead of the tourist sites in the country.

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Marketing is but part of the issue, of course. Traveling local is still more expensive than heading out of the country, and yeah… our local destinations have a handful of issues, even if we don’t hear as much about these issues.

Like those we faced when heading to Boracay.

And here are some (consider these as tips na rin)…

Una, if you flew to Kalibo to head to Boracay, you’d still need to travel by land for approximately two hours before reaching the port that is your gateway to the island (from Iloilo, it’s around five hours). If you have a big group, take a van. If not, these vans wait for passengers pa, and they take time. We waited for other passengers for over two hours; if we took a bus na lang, we’d have arrived in the port already. So choose your mode of transpo well…

Ikalawa, when reaching the port, do not engage with (or at least avoid) the “tourism people” in front of the port, or those manning the tables when you enter the port. These are NOT from the government. They are private individuals representing private businesses that were accredited by the local government and government agncies to do what they should actually be doing – i.e. collect the necessary fees. Of course, they jack up the prices to pretend to help the tourists.

As FYI, tourists are mandated to pay: Terminal fee (₱150), environmental fee (₱150 for locals, ₱300 for foreigners), and the boat fare (around ₱50).

If you have the money to waste, yeah… tap them. But for DIY travelers, the recommendation is to NOT engage with everyone blocking your way when you reach Caticlan Port, and just to head directly inside the building to the actual government desk.

Ikatlo, have cash ready. There’s an ATM machine, yes, but cash is king… or queen… when heading to Boracay.

We’re checking the island pa… but here are some tips to consider when traveling to Boracay DIY.

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The best time to visit Boracay is from May to early June, after the dry season and outside the algae/lumot season of February to April. Of course, at times, the lumot arrive early (e.g January).